istillwonderallthetime:

I mean tbh they could make a movie with Natalie Dormer in the lead where she would just eat cereal for the whole movie and I would watch it

heeeeath:

I know people think that acting is not quite the occupation of grown-ups, but it is actually the ultimate learning process: you get a multitude of experiences, all for the price of one life.

posted on October 21 via heeeeath with 191 notes
"Do you like butt stuff?! Jk I know you do, you kinky fuck xD I don't know... Please don't publicly answer this xD"

Butt stuff?! Explain?!

posted on October 20 with 1 note
"You should make your picture a picture of you because you're beautiful and tumblr deserves to know about it ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜"

Um…. No! I disagree with all the words you just spoke

posted on October 20 with 1 note
"What type of ice cream have you been banned from consuming ever again?"

Um…. I’m a growd up and can eat whatever flavour of ice cream I want to! And I swear to got there was something extra special in that toffee ice cream

posted on October 20
"Are you a booty toucher?!"

I gotta ask the cutie before I touch the booty!! So it is always consensual booty touching

posted on October 20
Anonymous asked:
"are you dating rawrrainbowsyrup?"

What?! Ewww no gross!!! We just live together, in the same room, in the same bed! Wait a second I think dating is afoot

posted on October 20
"Are you gonna stay the night?"

Always!!

posted on October 20 with 2 notes
"What pizza, is the pizza for you and me?"

The damned Krust Krab Pizza!!

posted on October 20 with 2 notes
Anonymous asked:
"Do you know that muffin man?"

Yeah, he and I used to have a thing going on but he left me for a bakers daughter

posted on October 20 with 1 note
"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

No, you can’t ask me that!!!! I don’t know the answer and you know it bothers me that there is no definite answer to it!!!

posted on October 20 with 3 notes

Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get sent I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

mugglebornheadcanon:

826.ย A teacher says โ€œLetโ€™s get down to businessโ€, and a muggleborn in the back yells โ€œto defeat the Hunsโ€. All the muggleborns join in: โ€œDID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED, FOR SONSโ€. The purebloods are staring at them like theyโ€™re some sort of sacrificial cult.

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